THEY SAY THE PAST IS NEVER FAR
BUT WHAT DO THEY KNOW?
I'M SLIMY! BOOM! I'M SLIMY!
THEY SAY THE FUTURE HOLDS THE CARDS,
SO WHO DO I CHOKE?
I'M SLIMY! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SO SLIMY!
gonna break some dishes gonna break em real hard
got a dish or two buried in my backyard
eatin ain't cheatin 'less yr chewin on a ST BERNARD
i'm slimy, ow, so slimy
WHAT DID YOU SEND THE GOV'T TO SMELL ME FOR?
WHY'D THEY COME KNOCKIN ON MY FRONT DOOR
SQUEALIN "NO ONE WANTS TO HOLD THEIR NOSES ANYMORE"
WHAT DO YOU YANK ME FOR?
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
"My Bones Are Singing" is a reminder that sometimes the simplest truths are the most profound. Those Lavender Whales strike the difficult balance between earnestness and sincerity, without emotional pandering or thematic dilution. It’s a peculiar, refreshing, and beautiful record. Read my full review here: https://wp.me/pbqE3E-Ja EJ Olsen