you gotta strike while the iron is hot
cos when the iron is not
yr gonna get what you got
you gotta bite when you got enough teeth
while the wait of yr grief
is what yr drownin beneath
you gotta EAT what was put on yr plate
and thank the Good Lord
you got to eat what you ate
you could swing an ax into the side of yr house,
but why bother?
you can think yr way outta this,
you can think yr way outta this,
if you can snap yr kid sister's neck w/ a twist,
you can think yr way outta this
you think yr rubbin elbows with yr mom's macaroni
NOPE
yr just goin down to Texas on yr grandfather's pony
FACE IT
Nicholas Cage and yr dad are the same age,
but who's countin?
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